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You Only Live Once You Only Live Once

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ARRRGH!

WALL OF TEXT

What's to say about this game? It's simply OK from the gameplay perspective although completely innovative. The game's cartoonish graphics were a thing i liked (altough the monsters looked stupid,or should i say stoopid), but the character moved SO GODDAMN SLOW it was rel hard to jump, and so i couldn't finish it. It wasn't too hard so that is probably intentionally like that but if the game was harder because of traps or more numerous/smart opponents it would be far more fun. You actually do have more lives but i don't feel like explaining how can you get them look at the older reviews for that. ANYWAY, if you make sequel (highly doubtfull that will happen but still) make the opponents the hard part,not the controls!



Homerun in Berzerk Land Homerun in Berzerk Land

Rated 4 / 5 stars

BAM!

Man,i haven't wrote a review in a while...Oh well. Homerun is a game that made me feel indifferent about it. There a bunch of things i just fucking LOVE about it,and then,there are some i don't. At all. First of all,i absolutely adore the graphics. The style reall fits this kinda game in an almost satiric fashion. Everything has great detail,except for the Fall stage which sucks-a grey backgrounds and rocks? Boooring! The music,while badass,just repeats over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until i just became furios and turned the speakers off,but this was probably also because i was playing all day xD. The gameplay got really boring really quickly. This was mostly due to the fact you need 100.000 ft to get new characters,and not to mention you had to do it with every single character-get rid of it!



Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm gay and i LOVED it but..

When are you going to make one for us gays,and the girls?



T E T R I S ' D: The Game T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hmmmm

Awesome concept,and awesome game play too however there a lot of glitches like having the block fall next to you and kill you,or for you to fall into a block get stuck and eventually-Tetris'd! Its extremely frustrating to have an incredible score,and just get locked into a brick or killed for no apparent reason. Another bad thing about it is that its repetitive nature makes it less addicting,because it could seem like it if there wasn't a ton of fucked up stuff messing it up!

However,there are good things as well,for example the graphics are gorgeous for a stick game,and it really pwns a lot of stuff out there right now with its lightning effects,and extremely well drawn characters,and the music oh that music! The music has always been great in most of your submissions but here its just... Its like having my ears massaged! And finally gameplay,the gameplay can be addicting but i already told you how to make it better :)


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Dale & Peakot Dale & Peakot

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Starts out well,but later on it gets worst

When i first saw D&P it looked promising,and when i played the first few levels even more however as i got farther and farther in the world of D&P it got less and less fun,reason being it gets somewhat more complex and the constant re-spawning enemies did not help either!I mean sure-there are re-spawning enemies in other games- but here they re-spawn the second you killed them!That aint fun and since they dont go away til you do something its hard to
a) figure out what are you supposed to be doing and
b)when you do figure out they stop you from doing that!This is unfortunate because D&P sure has a lot of potential,but that means jack shit when this kinda stuff happens!



Super Mafia Land Super Mafia Land

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Meh

Ok,so Super Mafia Land,eh?Well the title isn't something,but a game is not made of titles!So super mafia land is a platformer like any other...yea...no innovations,good and responsive controls,good characters or really any of the stuff that makes a game...good!First of all the,controls felt like total bullshit and your character was way crippled while everything else acts like it has a fucking propeller in their ass!The characters were not good either and it didn't really make much difference if you chose the strong guy or the one who jumps higher,and since there is no story to speak of character choosing becomes pointless which is unfortunate.Overall,this seems to have a lot of ambition but ....look pu there....look what i wrote...i am sure you will make a sequel that will be awesome :D !



Ray - Part 1 Ray - Part 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

Ray Part 1 is a classic,at least in my book and it really has something just certain something that even though its a mindless killing spree its definitely "mindful" :P!Also the game does provide you with some pretty awesome soundtrack is the credits the awesome chase/escape sequence it just sounds cool,unfortunately in the whole movie you only hear about 2-3 parts of the soundtrack but the rest of the sound design more than makes up for it.I mean lets face it flash games that have guns usually have like two different sounds of guns and here you get something completely different and each sound of the game each character each gun,each vehicle (even though there are only 2) have different sounds and that's really something.Unfortunately you cant give the same praises to the voice work which,even though each sound is different sound pretty bad but most of the game is explained through text anyway so its not THAT big of a deal.Of course ,like in any game, RP1s heart lies in its gameplay and man is it awesome!There are no complaints about rather then maybe it could be a little bit longer!


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Clear Vision: Elite Clear Vision: Elite

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not quite as good as other CV games,unfortunately!

It is fun and in some spots its better than the other CV games (for example:the ability to upgrade and choose your weapons (which has been in sniper shooters for a long time now and it has been about time to implement it in CV) ,and tackle the missions the way you like etc.),however it is not all bright and shiny for example the story is absolute and utter BS -which from a flash should be expected but from a CV game?i don't think so- some of the missions are waaaaaaaaaaay to hard not because of the context but because of how little info you get on the NOTE screen (which is supposedly a briefing screen) and that kinda gets in the way,too.Also the game is quite short and since there is no ability to replay missions with your existing gear it kinda starts sucking ass!The game is fun as hell,don't get me wrong, but i wish if you could just adress these problems in CV IV :-)!

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Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Buggy....too buggy!

Toss the turtle is fun but a buggy game,hell if it wasn't for the bugs this game would have gotten a 10/10 but its too buggy to get it and its definitely too broken too be actually....fun!The game at its core doesn't sem to interesting and seems like just another "Put shit in a cannon/Tank/Rocket/nuclear etc. and then launch it" but it isn't because it offers way more interactivity and that is what makes this game good,but on the other hand you have bugs and they appear way way WAY more frequently then they should-sure very game has bugs;but this frequent?I don't think so!- It will happen every once in a while and it just makes thing sttupid and it almost seems intentional and at the start before you get to mote complex weapons it will like once or twice and it will be funny and i thought it was in there for comic releif,the problem is when you get more complex weapons...the bug that was before meant to be comic relief is happening all the time!So there you have it:the reasons this game is not very good and you should fix the bugs.....



Dadgame Dadgame

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Could have benn better...

Dadgame is an interesting side-scrolling action adventure that manages to do a major amount of err stuff but also fail at doing something which,even though the good parts of the game makes up partially for it, is annoying and makes the game kinda......err......not so good!You know just the less than ideal loading time,The ease (Even on the hardest difficultyx setting) and the really dumb idea to have to unlock hard difficulty setting!The rest of the game WAS fun but i would really appreciate if you took my complaints in consideration


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