Score: 0

"What a miserable shitload of fuck!"

submission: Santa Fu!

date: 11 hours ago

In many ways this is the worst game i ever played everything about it is flawed!First of all the game is too fucking hard!Just because a game is hard does not mean it suck as long as it is a reasonable challenge but this miserable piece shit is just fucking cheap!Second would be gameplay.This is seriously one of the most boring fucking games i ever play in mah life....seriously!All you do is go around and mash buttons and that is not fun!And last but not least is that its too repetetive which wouldnt be a problem if you could actually have fun with fucking gameplay!Armed Prophet was repetitive as hell bt it was fun because it had great gameplay!Overall this game is the equvialent of a shit taking a shit and that shit is taking a shit and it just goes in an endless shit!This will be voted useless because i am not apart of the rat pack who loves this piece of shit but i dont really care i have legit points and i hope you adress these if you ever make a game like this...

Score: 6

"Starts out well,but later on it gets worst"

submission: Dale & Peakot

date: December 5, 2009

When i first saw D&P it looked promising,and when i played the first few levels even more however as i got farther and farther in the world of D&P it got less and less fun,reason being it gets somewhat more complex and the constant re-spawning enemies did not help either!I mean sure-there are re-spawning enemies in other games- but here they re-spawn the second you killed them!That aint fun and since they dont go away til you do something its hard to
a) figure out what are you supposed to be doing and
b)when you do figure out they stop you from doing that!This is unfortunate because D&P sure has a lot of potential,but that means jack shit when this kinda stuff happens!

Score: 2

"Meh"

submission: Super Mafia Land

date: December 3, 2009

Ok,so Super Mafia Land,eh?Well the title isn't something,but a game is not made of titles!So super mafia land is a platformer like any other...yea...no innovations,good and responsive controls,good characters or really any of the stuff that makes a game...good!First of all the,controls felt like total bullshit and your character was way crippled while everything else acts like it has a fucking propeller in their ass!The characters were not good either and it didn't really make much difference if you chose the strong guy or the one who jumps higher,and since there is no story to speak of character choosing becomes pointless which is unfortunate.Overall,this seems to have a lot of ambition but ....look pu there....look what i wrote...i am sure you will make a sequel that will be awesome :D !

Score: 9

"Awesome!"

submission: Ray - Part 1

date: November 28, 2009

Ray Part 1 is a classic,at least in my book and it really has something just certain something that even though its a mindless killing spree its definitely "mindful" :P!Also the game does provide you with some pretty awesome soundtrack is the credits the awesome chase/escape sequence it just sounds cool,unfortunately in the whole movie you only hear about 2-3 parts of the soundtrack but the rest of the sound design more than makes up for it.I mean lets face it flash games that have guns usually have like two different sounds of guns and here you get something completely different and each sound of the game each character each gun,each vehicle (even though there are only 2) have different sounds and that's really something.Unfortunately you cant give the same praises to the voice work which,even though each sound is different sound pretty bad but most of the game is explained through text anyway so its not THAT big of a deal.Of course ,like in any game, RP1s heart lies in its gameplay and man is it awesome!There are no complaints about rather then maybe it could be a little bit longer!

Score: 8

"Not quite as good as other CV games,unfortunately!"

submission: Clear Vision: Elite

date: November 25, 2009

It is fun and in some spots its better than the other CV games (for example:the ability to upgrade and choose your weapons (which has been in sniper shooters for a long time now and it has been about time to implement it in CV) ,and tackle the missions the way you like etc.),however it is not all bright and shiny for example the story is absolute and utter BS -which from a flash should be expected but from a CV game?i don't think so- some of the missions are waaaaaaaaaaay to hard not because of the context but because of how little info you get on the NOTE screen (which is supposedly a briefing screen) and that kinda gets in the way,too.Also the game is quite short and since there is no ability to replay missions with your existing gear it kinda starts sucking ass!The game is fun as hell,don't get me wrong, but i wish if you could just adress these problems in CV IV :-)!

L

Score: 2

"Buggy....too buggy!"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: November 21, 2009

Toss the turtle is fun but a buggy game,hell if it wasn't for the bugs this game would have gotten a 10/10 but its too buggy to get it and its definitely too broken too be actually....fun!The game at its core doesn't sem to interesting and seems like just another "Put shit in a cannon/Tank/Rocket/nuclear etc. and then launch it" but it isn't because it offers way more interactivity and that is what makes this game good,but on the other hand you have bugs and they appear way way WAY more frequently then they should-sure very game has bugs;but this frequent?I don't think so!- It will happen every once in a while and it just makes thing sttupid and it almost seems intentional and at the start before you get to mote complex weapons it will like once or twice and it will be funny and i thought it was in there for comic releif,the problem is when you get more complex weapons...the bug that was before meant to be comic relief is happening all the time!So there you have it:the reasons this game is not very good and you should fix the bugs.....

Score: 9

"Could have benn better..."

submission: Dadgame

date: November 16, 2009

Dadgame is an interesting side-scrolling action adventure that manages to do a major amount of err stuff but also fail at doing something which,even though the good parts of the game makes up partially for it, is annoying and makes the game kinda......err......not so good!You know just the less than ideal loading time,The ease (Even on the hardest difficultyx setting) and the really dumb idea to have to unlock hard difficulty setting!The rest of the game WAS fun but i would really appreciate if you took my complaints in consideration

Score: 9

"One of the best music videos on NG!"

submission: iGot No iPhone

date: November 9, 2009

Why?Well first of all you are the first to actually make a music video on NG making fun of something like this!But also ,perhaps most importantly, the song is original and i haven't watched this good music video since Roller Coaster Junkie,sure for some people lag is an issue but you have to have a REALLY bad connection for lag cuz,even my shit connection takes this without any lag,still it IS an issue and i have to put in my grade as i watch over every aspect still other than the lag i have no other fault with it!Probably my favourite thing about is the art style and i just wana tell you you could probably make more!

Score: 10

"This is art"

submission: Colour my Heart

date: November 8, 2009

CmH is an awesome platformer that is touching and that is not a game,it is art.At college i used to take psychology classes and because of that i know how this art impacts the human mind,CmH is an oddly personal story that , in some ways, we have gone trough (well emotionally anyway).I don't know how you will react to this review but i am not going to talk about the game itself and more about what makes it great!If i got it right we need our loved ones to be next to us for our world to be fulfilled with color it made me cry it just did.....you are an artist not a flash maker!

Score: 6

"Missing some polish,but fun overall"

submission: Time Fcuk

date: October 31, 2009

Time Fcuk is a challenging game that is going to push your limits (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and really get your brain training (i almost get yout train braining lol) but the soundtrack gets really reptetive really soon and so does the game itself.The graphics in this game are actually pretty bad,because for a game that uses this kinda futuristic style instead of focusing on what is good mainly shows you these gigantic flaws,and that is my biggest issue with the game.It is not nice to look,because from start to finsih you will be swapping layers which at the beginning seems really cool and really adds to puzzling part of the game it soon gets repetetive.Also by the name you would expect at least a litlle time manipulation,none of that stuff!So all in all this could have been way better.3/5 and 6/10 sorry